Farewell, GUTFUDUM
Working on GUTFUDUM has truly been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. And so it is with heavy heart that I, in this my first post, bid GUTFUDUM farewell.
Over time, the minute to minute grind of running GUTFUDUM finally caught up with me. What was once play was now only work. My health began to suffer. I didn’t even know who I was anymore.
So I have decided to close up shop and focus on the things that matter most to me: looking fabulous, being objectively entitled, having an embarrassment of preternatural talents, and smelling great (a sort of Sleepytime™ musk that is almost too much…but of which you just can’t get enough).
“…a sort of Sleepytime™ musk that is almost too much…but of which you just can’t get enough...”
I am proud of all that I have accomplished during my time with GUTFUDUM: coming up with the name GUTFUDUM; prompting Midjourney to generate a peacock feather logo; and of course our finest work, this, my only post that I am still figuring out how to write. Oh! And that pull quote! I’m really proud of that pull quote.
“Oh! And that pull quote! I’m really proud of that pull quote.”
(Not this pull quote, the other one. I mean this one isn’t bad. But it feels…kind of derivative at this point…not only of the original text that it is quoting, but also derivative of the first pull quote. They’re…both kind of doing the same thing…
Anyway…)
I will forever cherish my time at GUTFUDUM and I’d be lying if I said I’m not going to miss it, but I know that if I don’t leave now…I may write a second post.
So to all the GUTFUDUM fans out there, this is Jason T. Kocher signing off, bittersweetly, for the last time… MUDUFTUG
