Transcript of the August 2nd, 2024 Edition of “GUTFUDUM News: Celebrity Spotlight with Frilly Shibe”.
ANNOUNCER:
“GUTFUDUM News: Celebrity Spotlight”, with the girl who keeps her garters to the grapevine, Frilly Shibe.
FRILLY SHIBE:
Hello Stargazers.
You won’t believe who’s gone social! It’s none other than that legend of Athletic Movement, Slammy Johnson. We caught up with Slammy recently - no easy task - and asked him what made him finally join social media.
SLAMMY JOHNSON:
It's true you know, social media had always been the furthest thing from my mind. But then I discovered and fully understood THE SELFIE. ME looking at ME so that you can look at ME? Well… count ME in.
FRILLY SHIBE:
And he hasn’t lost a step either, swinging around a 31.3lb modified Arriflex 35 II C Techniscope Camera single-handedly. With…one hand. That’s no small feat.
GUTFUDUM News is now proud to present the world premiere of: “GRADUATION” - a Slammy Johnson Selfie.
Welcome aboard, Slammy. The world…is in a twitter.
Special thanks to Rachel Benjamin for her rendition of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach’s Solfeggietto and her performance as Frilly Shibe, both of which can be enjoyed in the voiceover audio for this post.
